{girls gone wild}

Your birth control pill options are (alphabetically):

 

Alesse, Altavera, Apri, Aranelle, Aviane, Azurette, Balziva,

Beyaz, Brevicon, Camila, Caziant, Cesia, Cryselle, Cyclessa,

Desogen, Enpresse, Errin, Estrostep, Femcon, Gianvi, Gildess,

Heather, Jolivette, Jolessa, Junel, Kariva, Kelnor, Leena,

Lessina, Levlite, Levora, Loestrin, LoSeasonique, Low-Ogestrel,

Lutera, Lybrel, Microgestin, Mircette, Modicon, MonoNessa,

Natazia, Necon, Nora, Nordette, Norinyl, Nortrel, Ocella, Ogestrel,

Ovcon, Portia, Quasense, Reclipsen,

Seasonale, Solia, Sprintec, Spronx, Sronyx, Tilia, Tri-Legest,

TriNessa, Tri-Norinyl, Triphasil,

Tri-Sprintec, Trivora, Velivet, Yasmin, Yaz, Zarah, Zenchent, and Zovia.

 

This, to us, is just a clear example of marketing gone awry.

Mail-order brides,

{the spacial cadets}

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1 comment
  1. ali said:

    HAHAHAHA

    spronx

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